Popular songs re-written by me. Click on the thumbnails to listen and read.
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"Because the ring" - Legolas tries to talk some sense into Boromir.
[Original lyrics by Patti Smith, " Because the night"]

"Always" - Legolas complains about fighting in bad weather.
[Original lyrics by Bon Jovi, "Always"]
"Gandalf has the power" - Gandalf can change the world.
[Original lyrics by Patti Smith, " People have the power"]
"Hungry guys" - Long trip and too few supplies for the Fellowship.
[Original lyrics by Eric Carmen, " Hungry eyes"]
"So this is Mordor" - Frodo gets to Mordor and is not happy about it.
[Original lyrics by John Lennon, " So this is Christmas"]
"That don't impress me much" - Aragorn talks to Legolas about his self-image issues.
[Original lyrics by Shania Twain, " That don't impress me much"]
"Save the world" - What Elrond really said to the Fellowship at his council.
[Original lyrics by Michael Jackson, " Heal the world"]
"The final showdown" - Saruman is sure he is going to win the war.
[Original lyrics by Europe, " The final countdown"]
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